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She was such a blonde she...
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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