Breaking up on your b-day or breaking up on V-day?

Your mom reading your diary or your boy friend reading your diary?

A guy with more hair on his bod than King Kong or A guy with less hair on his bod than you?

No TV for a month or No phone for a month?

Having to make a speech in front of your school or Having to do a 20-page paper?

Wearing too undies with no elastic or Wearing undies with too tight elastic?

Dating someone 15 yrs. older or Dating someone 5 yrs younger?

Pudgy outty belly buttons or Lint stuffed belly buttons?

Dirty fingernails or yellow toenails?

Your boyfriend and your bro hating each other or your boyfriend and your bro being best friends?

Getting sunburn or getting frostbite?

A runny nose or a bad cough during a test?

Your boyfriend making you cry or you making your boyfriend cry?

Forgetting your locker combo or forgetting you key to the house?

Justin Timberlake with long hair or with a shaved head?

Eminem dissing you in public or being booed on stage?

Throwing up on your crush or your crush throwing up on you?

Gum in your hair or hair in your gum?

Dry contacts or a ripped contact?

Permanet pink eye or permant pimples?

A crush with no brows or a crush with a unibrow?

Eating moldy cheese or drinking sour milk?

A really tall boyfriend or a really short boyfriend?

Nasty stuff writen about you in the girls bathroom or nasty stuff written about you in the boys bathroom?

Losing your bikini top or losing you bikini bottom?

Being played or playing someone?

Blowing your nose loudly in a silent room while others are taking a test or Sniffing your snot back up your nose every 5 seconds?

Waking up and finding that your lover wet the bed or Your lover waking up and finding that you wet the bed?

Shopping at Victorias secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk or Shopping with your mom at Radio Ahack and then they play \"Wherever Whenever\" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira?

Ran out of underwear or Ran out of toilet paper?

Being alive and miserable or
Being dead in peace?

Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people or being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people?

Finding out you dont have enough money when you get to the checkout and tons of people are in line behind you or Falling flat on your face after you gave a hot guy or girl your number?

Changing a babies diaper or Changing Grandpas diaper?

Having an affair with a teacher or  Your teacher having an affair with your parent?

 Spending eternity with someone you hate or Spending eternity completely and utterly alone?

Having to bite down on a nail file as hard as you can and have someone rip it from your teeth or Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can?